12.29.2008

And it feels like....




1000 aplications have gone out.

Still waiting on a response...


Will there be anything after the 1st of January 2009.

Is there anyone willing to support the project...


Time will tell... Only problem is that time might be running out...
if it hasn't already?

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11.17.2008

Coworker Has That Excuse That's Going Around

Ladies & Gents, one site I highly recommend you read is The Onion @ http://www.theonion.com/

It is worth checking out and here is a taste of what they write about.

(And just so I don't get sued for copyright
- YES this is directly copied from their website)


Coworker Has That Excuse That's Going Around

ANN ARBOR, MI—Digital Copy Shoppe employee Don Newson, 38, called in to work on Wednesday complaining that he was certain he had come down with the 24-hour excuse that has been going around. "My back is killing me, I feel stuffed up, and I have this pounding headache," said Newson, citing the initial symptoms of the excuse, which often afflicts those who are already late for work. "It sucks, because I want to come in, but I don't want anyone else to catch what I've got. I should be fine after sleeping for a couple days." Newson has placed himself on a strict regimen of watching the past six episodes of Entourage on HBO on Demand to cure the excuse.

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11.16.2008

The Breakfast Club


Well since most of the sms's, messages, emails etc I get each day from listeners always say they listen from 8am - Ladies & Gent I am pleased to announce The Breakfast Club with Jay on Wisby FM has now changed times from 7-10am to 8-11am weekday mornings!

I mean why be there and hour earlier if no one is listening? ;)



11.15.2008

11.13.2008

"Iraq War Ends"


According to Reuters, a group known as the Yes Men have handed out more than 1.2 million fake New York Times newspapers mainly in New York City and Los Angeles on Wednesday with a front page story declaring "Iraq War Ends."

Other headlines declared that the "Maximum Wage Law Succeeds," "Nationalized Oil to Fund Climate Change Efforts" and "Nation Sets Its Sights On Building Sane Economy."

There is also a full page fake advertisement on page three from the world's largest publicly traded oil company Exxon Mobil saying the company applauded the end of the Iraq war and that peace is "an idea the world can profit from."

The elaborate 14-page edition, dated July 4, 2009, is said to be the work of a group called the Yes Men, whose previous hoaxes include masquerading as World Trade Organisation officials announcing they were disbanding the body.

The Yes Men, who were the subject of a book and documentary in 2004, have pulled off pranks including posing as Exxon Mobil and National Petroleum Council representatives to deliver a speech at a Canadian oil conference.

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11.11.2008

I'll never complain again...


Well Ladies & Gents next time you miss the bus and have to walk think of this...

Children in a remote part of China are facing a hazardous walk to school like you wouldn't believe. Why? - because it is halfway up a sheer cliff.

The school in Gulu village, Sichuan province, lies halfway up a mountain and climbing up from the base takes five hours. And to top it off villagers say going to school is very dangerous for the children, since the path is only 1ft 4ins wide at the narrowest point and has a sheer drop on one side.

The school has five concrete buildings and a playground with a basketball hoop made of two wooden poles and a broken blackboard. However, the children are allowed to only pat the balls, as if they throw them and they go over the edge of the cliff, it would take half a day to retrieve them.

According to reports in the West China City Daily, the elementary school has only one teacher who has been there for 26 years. Shen Qijun, 45, the teacher, has threatened to quit several times, but each time the villagers plead with him to stay as there would be nobody else to teach their children.

It was not me - it was the no armed man!

According to reports in Ananova, police in Germany are hunting a thief with no arms who managed to walk out of a shop with a 24-inch TV.

Two accomplices used clamps to fix the TV to his body before helping him out of the store in Munich, Germany and according to the report staff did not realise what had happened until they noticed a TV was missing from its stand and looked back at CCTV recordings.

A police spokesman said: "It's hard to believe that the sight of an armless man walking along with a giant TV clamped to his body did not get anyone's attention."

But then again it is Germany and they never seem to notice much... including bad hairstyles.

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10.15.2008

Laziness Taken to New Heights!


A man by the name of Kevin Pyle has been named one of the laziest in Britain after it was discovered that he walked his pet dog while sitting in his car. According to reports in the Daily Telegraph, Mr Pyle's son drives the car slowly around the block whilst Mr Pyle sits in the passenger seat and holds the dogs lead through the window to allow the dog to walk beside.

Mr Pyle, who claims he covers an average of four miles per week said: "It sounds terrible that I take Bruce for a walk like that, but it saves me from getting wet when it's raining. He really enjoys it and it saves my legs."

In response Mr Pyle's son, who was the one that nominated his father for the award said, "My dad is the laziest person I know. When he gets in from work he has a bath and goes straight to bed. He just lies there and watches the TV... He even shouts down the stairs for us to go up and turn the channel over for him. But even we couldn't believe it when he came up with the idea to take Bruce for a walk like that."

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10.09.2008

The Breakfast Club....


Where the hell is the morning show? ... people have been asking

Well Ladies & Gents never fear Jay is here, well at least I will be back soon. I have been running back and forth for the last few weeks trying to fix things for the future of the station, but after this weekend things shall return to normal and The Breakfast Club with Jay shall be running like always between 7am to 10am on Wisby FM 89,2 .

So jump out of bed, strap on your seatbelt and get ready.... for something

10.07.2008

Cooking with Balls - The Book!

Well here you have it... A Serbian chef has published what he claims is the world's first testicle recipe book, and naturally has chosen the catchy name to title it: The Testicle Cookbook - Cooking With Balls.

Hailed as the world's first testicle recipe collection, the cookbook includes the authors favourite dishes, like testicle pizza, battered testicles and and barbecued testicles and giblets.

But never fear, if you're like me and don't have time to read because of the imminent stress of day to day life then Ladies and Gents the Cooking With Balls E-book is for you! It comes with complete photos as well as step-by-step instructions.

Testicle Pie:
Step 1. "Wash testicles thoroughly for 30-45 minutes,"
Step 2. "Once softened, mince them in a mincer."
and so on...

The author, Erovic, 45, is self-taught in the art of testicle cuisine but his 20 years of "cooking with balls" make him a world authority in the field. He also organises the World Testicle Cooking Championship, held annually in Serbia since 2004. It draws in chefs from Australia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Norway and Serbia. One tonne of testicles are prepared for the event.

According to the final chapet of Cooking With Balls Erovic says that "When not cooking or eating testicles, or helping others to do so, (Erovic) now runs a company involved in the maintenance of medical and dental equipment."

All I can say is I hope he washes his hands before touching the toothbrush...

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Technology Catches Up...

A recent report in Reuters has stated that U.S. researchers have found a way to make efficient silicon-based solar cells that are flexible enough to be rolled around a pencil and transparent enough to be used to tint windows on buildings or cars.

John Rogers of the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, who led the research said in the interview, "We can make it thin enough that we can put it on plastic to make a rollable system. You can make it gray in the form of a film that could be added to architectural glass... It opens up spaces on the fronts of buildings as opportunities for solar energy."

Which means Ladies and Gents that the entire surface area of skyskrapers, your car, your home and theoretically everything can become one giant solar cell!

Typically solar energy has been too expensive and bulky to been seen as a viable substitute for conventional methods but now due to this technological breakthrough plus the higher oil prices and a wider realisation that climate change is real it seems finally... and I do mean finally that solar energy shall soon be in high demand.

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Why Not?


According to Ananova, a Russian man is now facing a prison sentence after he ate his ex-wife's passport during an argument.

Russian police arrested Ivan, 31, after he tore up ex-wife Anna's passport and then ate all the pieces.

According to the report a police spokesman said, "They had just got divorced but the couple remained living in the same flat."

So Ladies and Gents the reason why he did this according to police was... "He wanted to destroy the passport as it was the woman's only official document which proved she had the right to stay living in the house."

Ivan has been now been charged with destroying official documents and threatening behaviour, and the good news is that Anna apparently never travelled outside of Russia, so therefore Ivan did not recieve ink poisoning...