10.15.2008

Laziness Taken to New Heights!


A man by the name of Kevin Pyle has been named one of the laziest in Britain after it was discovered that he walked his pet dog while sitting in his car. According to reports in the Daily Telegraph, Mr Pyle's son drives the car slowly around the block whilst Mr Pyle sits in the passenger seat and holds the dogs lead through the window to allow the dog to walk beside.

Mr Pyle, who claims he covers an average of four miles per week said: "It sounds terrible that I take Bruce for a walk like that, but it saves me from getting wet when it's raining. He really enjoys it and it saves my legs."

In response Mr Pyle's son, who was the one that nominated his father for the award said, "My dad is the laziest person I know. When he gets in from work he has a bath and goes straight to bed. He just lies there and watches the TV... He even shouts down the stairs for us to go up and turn the channel over for him. But even we couldn't believe it when he came up with the idea to take Bruce for a walk like that."

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

WELL.... with a name like Bruce......that dog HAS to be gay (wouldn't you think).....or else he does hair dressing,as a second job!
His first job being?....a dog.
Just love the owners surname.....Mr.Pyle....he has to be so full of sh..
Don't really know how the British do it but they(as a race)have make laziness an art form.
What a fun story!!!!!
(Go Bruce...you good thing...we're all with you boy-o)