Laziness Taken to New Heights!

A man by the name of Kevin Pyle has been named one of the laziest in Britain after it was discovered that he walked his pet dog while sitting in his car. According to reports in the Daily Telegraph, Mr Pyle's son drives the car slowly around the block whilst Mr Pyle sits in the passenger seat and holds the dogs lead through the window to allow the dog to walk beside.

Mr Pyle, who claims he covers an average of four miles per week said: "It sounds terrible that I take Bruce for a walk like that, but it saves me from getting wet when it's raining. He really enjoys it and it saves my legs."

In response Mr Pyle's son, who was the one that nominated his father for the award said, "My dad is the laziest person I know. When he gets in from work he has a bath and goes straight to bed. He just lies there and watches the TV... He even shouts down the stairs for us to go up and turn the channel over for him. But even we couldn't believe it when he came up with the idea to take Bruce for a walk like that."

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The Breakfast Club....

Where the hell is the morning show? ... people have been asking

Well Ladies & Gents never fear Jay is here, well at least I will be back soon. I have been running back and forth for the last few weeks trying to fix things for the future of the station, but after this weekend things shall return to normal and The Breakfast Club with Jay shall be running like always between 7am to 10am on Wisby FM 89,2 .

So jump out of bed, strap on your seatbelt and get ready.... for something

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Cooking with Balls - The Book!

Well here you have it... A Serbian chef has published what he claims is the world's first testicle recipe book, and naturally has chosen the catchy name to title it: The Testicle Cookbook - Cooking With Balls.

Hailed as the world's first testicle recipe collection, the cookbook includes the authors favourite dishes, like testicle pizza, battered testicles and and barbecued testicles and giblets.

But never fear, if you're like me and don't have time to read because of the imminent stress of day to day life then Ladies and Gents the Cooking With Balls E-book is for you! It comes with complete photos as well as step-by-step instructions.

Testicle Pie:
Step 1. "Wash testicles thoroughly for 30-45 minutes,"
Step 2. "Once softened, mince them in a mincer."
and so on...

The author, Erovic, 45, is self-taught in the art of testicle cuisine but his 20 years of "cooking with balls" make him a world authority in the field. He also organises the World Testicle Cooking Championship, held annually in Serbia since 2004. It draws in chefs from Australia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Norway and Serbia. One tonne of testicles are prepared for the event.

According to the final chapet of Cooking With Balls Erovic says that "When not cooking or eating testicles, or helping others to do so, (Erovic) now runs a company involved in the maintenance of medical and dental equipment."

All I can say is I hope he washes his hands before touching the toothbrush...

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Technology Catches Up...

A recent report in Reuters has stated that U.S. researchers have found a way to make efficient silicon-based solar cells that are flexible enough to be rolled around a pencil and transparent enough to be used to tint windows on buildings or cars.

John Rogers of the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, who led the research said in the interview, "We can make it thin enough that we can put it on plastic to make a rollable system. You can make it gray in the form of a film that could be added to architectural glass... It opens up spaces on the fronts of buildings as opportunities for solar energy."

Which means Ladies and Gents that the entire surface area of skyskrapers, your car, your home and theoretically everything can become one giant solar cell!

Typically solar energy has been too expensive and bulky to been seen as a viable substitute for conventional methods but now due to this technological breakthrough plus the higher oil prices and a wider realisation that climate change is real it seems finally... and I do mean finally that solar energy shall soon be in high demand.

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Why Not?

According to Ananova, a Russian man is now facing a prison sentence after he ate his ex-wife's passport during an argument.

Russian police arrested Ivan, 31, after he tore up ex-wife Anna's passport and then ate all the pieces.

According to the report a police spokesman said, "They had just got divorced but the couple remained living in the same flat."

So Ladies and Gents the reason why he did this according to police was... "He wanted to destroy the passport as it was the woman's only official document which proved she had the right to stay living in the house."

Ivan has been now been charged with destroying official documents and threatening behaviour, and the good news is that Anna apparently never travelled outside of Russia, so therefore Ivan did not recieve ink poisoning...

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