No Brain... No Pain

Ladies & Gents this guy puts the Ass in Class!

According to reports a wanna be gansta wanksta from Germany has shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

The dude, Lukas, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress friends. The best part is when he told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery.

But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact. "Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source according to Annanova.

Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws.

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