Kanye = Wanker, or?

Is Kanye West a wanker or was it planned?

Or... is he still a wanker anyway??

MTV VMA 2009



Kanye Hates Obama!



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The Future of... it all

Well Ladies & Gents, as we say back home 'now it's crunch time'. We have filled out, sent out every application known to mankind.
SO now it's time to sit back, bite the nails and see what happens to Wisby FM and the WFM MAG in the future.

Everyone says something along the lines of 'The local council, Gotland Kommun surely must want to put money in?' But it seems they are having enough trouble working out how to turn the calculator on let alone balance their own budget at the moment.

So October, November and December here we come! After that we'll have to wait and see... but more about that when the time gets closer

/Jay

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Swine Flu?

Nah not at all...
My little man is sick at the moment - hence no Breakfast Club this morning on Wisby FM. But never fear, Jay is here! And I will be back on air again tomorrow...

Could George W. Bush end up behind bars?

(CNN) -- Could George W. Bush or some of his top aides end up behind bars?

It's extremely unlikely, but the Obama administration is taking its first steps along a path that could lead in that direction, with the investigation of Central Intelligence Agency interrogators involved in the war on terror.

For the full report click here

US and A

She honestly believes what she says!?

Part I

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Exclusive - Betsy McCaughey Extended Interview Pt. 1
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Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Healthcare Protests

Part II

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Exclusive - Betsy McCaughey Extended Interview Pt. 2
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Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Healthcare Protests

This is so cool, it's ridiculous

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It's time to divorce the Swedish frogs..

Well Ladies & Gents once again Indian farmers are falling back on the trusty local method of marrying two frogs to bring badly needed monsoon rains.

According to international media reports, villagers in West Bengal state pooled their money together this week to marry Ram and Sita, two frogs named after India's most revered mythological couple from the epic Ramayana.

Following an ancient Hindu belief, the frogs' heads were smeared with vermilion paint and the pair were held up in the air in a ritual.

So the obvious question is:
If two frogs getting married brings rain in India -
Does two frogs getting divorced in Sweden bring the sun?

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Summertime

I have had a lot of criticism for not updating my blog much lately, so what's been happening?

The first issue of the WFM MAG is out, and so far we have had an awesome response!

What else...

My son's first birthday tomorrow :)
...and my 30th in 2 weeks. That's right Jay is turning the Dirty Thirty!

Not much else is news, it's summer on Gotland which means work work work and occasionally a little but of fun in the sun..


And yes I realise that this was possibly the most boring blog entry in history, but I am too busy trying to find out if it's true or not whether MJ died from food poisoning because he was chewing on some 12-year-old nuts!

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WFM - MAG

Middle Summer

If you're wondering where I've been the answer is easy - on holidays! Well on paternity leave to be more exact. But never fear, Jay is here and will be back on air next week starting Monday the 22nd of June (which is also my mum's birthday).

The BIG news is that Wisby FM will once again be hitting the airwaves with the ultimate Midsommar playlist starting this thursday evening and running through until Saturday night! There will be all the Gotlandic and Swedish classics (yes they are separate) and naturally I will throw in a few Australian classics too!

I guess the only bad part about choosing this week to be on holidays is the fact that it's the only time of the year when it's 100% legitimate to say the word penis on air! Because that's what the Swedes do for their Midsommar celebrations (middle summer holidays) they jump like a frog around the giant Penis! Why?? To make the earth fertile.. oh well why not ay!

So don't forget to tell your friends, family and next door neighbours dog about this weekend and until next week - be good and if you can't be good be careful..

/Jay

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Proof that porn is evil...

Well here you go Ladies & Gents!
According to a report in the Daily Telegraph, a lady from the UK has cancelled her wedding after discovering her fiance is a secret porn star.

Apparently Haylie only found out that her husband-to-be, Jason made adult films just weeks before the big day.

How did he get caught? It happened when a friend organising her hen night searched online for a male stripper and spotted Jason with a woman in a porn movie.

Now Haylie has called her vicar to cancel the wedding: "There was no way I could marry an adult film star," she said.

The pair met last year when Jason became a customer at the garage where Haylie worked. He told her he was a personal trainer and the couple began dating. After eight months, he proposed and bought her a diamond engagement ring - but then his secret emerged.

Haylie said, "I don't know if I will ever be able to trust a man again."

Jason replied by saying "The sex side is purely for the camera, but Haylie did not understand I was only acting. I am sorry and did not want to hurt her. I still love Haylie and would have stopped doing porn if she had asked me to."

In his defence, I guess she could never call him a lousy lover!

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No Brain... No Pain

Ladies & Gents this guy puts the Ass in Class!

According to reports a wanna be gansta wanksta from Germany has shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

The dude, Lukas, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress friends. The best part is when he told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery.

But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact. "Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source according to Annanova.

Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws.

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Ball & Chain

Holy Moly here we go!

According to reports, parents can now help their children study - how? - by buying a ball and chain that only unlocks when they have studied for long enough.

Parents can set the desired study time on the 9.5kg so-called 'Study Ball' and attach it to their child's ankle. Then a red digital display counts down the 'Study Time Left' and the device beeps and unlocks when the time expires.

Luckily enough it cannot be locked for more than four hours and comes with a safety key that allows the manacle to be opened at anytime.

If you want one, it costs £75 and is sold online at curiosite.com The website says: "Quite often, students who are having problems concentrating tend to get up every ten minutes to watch TV, talk on the phone, take something out of the fridge, and a long list of other distractions."

I guess it could have been a good party trick at least!

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EU Directive No. 456179

EU Directive No. 456179

In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European Currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase 'Spending a Penny' is not to be used after 31st December 2009.

From this date, the correct terminology will be: 'Euronating'.

Thank you for your attention.

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The WFM Newspaper / WFM Tidningen

Well here we go Ladies & Gents of the Jury!

Gotland Live, the organisation that governs Wisby FM has announced the start of The WFM Newspaper in 2009.

The idea is simple:
To create a newspaper 100% written and produced by Swedish youth for the youth and produced 100% on Gotland.

Since Gotland Live also runs Wisby FM and Wisbyfm.se the material will also be used on all mediums simultaneously, which naturally will give the youth a larger platform for exposure. Thus the youth will be able to share, discuss and influence the topics that are important to them and (most importantly) influence their environment in their home, school and social lives directly!

So if you're interested in being part of the project, go to www.wisbyfm.se click Kontakt and send an email asap!





WFM TIDNINGEN!

Ambitionen är att varannan månad släppa en tidning gjord av ungdomar från Gotland. Tidningens fokus kommer således att styras av det ungdomar och unga vuxna tycker är viktigt och intressant. Genom att inbjuda till sådan aktivitet på Gotland Live kommer många ungdomar introduceras till media på ett positivt sätt. Planen är att skapa och producera WFM Tidningen.

De kommer att forska kring diverse ämnen och därmed samtidigt fördjupa och utveckla egen kunskap kring olika ämnen. Eftersom Gotland Live också driver radiostationen WisbyFM 89.2 kommer innehållet i tidning också att exponeras och sändas genom Wisby FM.

Varje månad kommer nya ungdomar att få chansen att producera en tidning. Gotland Live pretenderar inte endast att exponera och träna ungdomar och unga vuxna i att skriva för media men även att exponera ungdomar och unga vuxna till ‘aktuella och relevanta’ ämnen som påverkar deras vardag och miljön i skolan och hemmet.


MVH
/Jay

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