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1. Go to Account Settings
2. Click on language
3. Scroll to the bottom
4. Choose English (Pirate)

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The Daily Show

Ladies & Gents of the Jury!

If you're a fan of The Breakfast Club on Wisby FM, then I am sure you are aware that I am a massive fan of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Recently they came to Sweden to compare the USA and Sweden and this is the result:

Part 1:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	M - Th 11p / 10c
The Stockholm Syndrome
thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Economic Crisis First 100 Days

... and Part 2:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	M - Th 11p / 10c
The Stockholm Syndrome Pt. 2
thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Economic Crisis First 100 Days

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Joke Time!

From my mum...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Tasmania .

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

'I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humour!'

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, 'You stay out of this mate! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap!'

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1-year Anniversary!!!

Well Ladies & Gents, Wisby FM has official turned one!!!

The future of Wisby FM looks brighter and brighter as time goes on. Right now we are getting ready for Summer 2009. Which I think will be kick ass once more. Also the WFM Tidningen (newspaper) project is underway and as it looks today our first issue should be released over summer. It's going to be awesome a radio/newspaper project all in one and produced here on Gotland by the kids of Gotland!

Hopefully in the summer also we will have guest broadcasters including Ulas and brother Özz Nujen - all I have to do now is get down on my knees and beg!

But on behalf of Wisby FM and myself I would like to thank everyone for their support. Because of course without your support we never would have made it this far and be looking into the future.

Don't forget it is your opinion, the listeners that counts. Not the fake statistics of other radio stations in the area, and don't get me started on Sifo! What a scam - 10,000kr and they only make 500 phone calls and then base everything on that. No wonder 'some' stations have incredible stats according to them. All they have to do is call out on the countryside, where 2-way is still be used and we're screwed haha.

Oh well, according to the beat on the street Wisby FM is doing fantastic, and I will always trust the people that actually live in the area rather than a marketing campaign by our competitors or a bunch of telemarketers from the mainland.

Thanks again!
Keep Listening!
Keep Your Opinions Coming In!

And remember Be Good - If You Can't Be Good.... Be Careful

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If Only the Politicians Did This!

As heard on Wisby FM:

According to a report in Ananova, a German football club is to refund the tickets of 600 fans who travelled to see them put in a "pitiful performance" that ended in a 4-0 away defeat.

Supporters travelled 380 miles to see their team lose 4-0. It was the team's sixth loss in seven games, and the club made the offer in a web statement headed "Sorry, Energie Fans!"

The statement went on to state:

"By refunding the cost of admission for their supporters, the red and whites would like to apologise for the pitiful performance which they displayed at the Veltins Arena."

Just think Ladies & Gents if the politicians of the world felt this kind of compassion for their voters and the was some kind of countability... if only huh?

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Is online piracy a good thing?

Well the Pirate Bay has come and gone and those involved have been given a one-year jail sentence and fined 30 million SEK.

So is online piracy a good thing or a bad thing?

Here is a CNN article explaining the two points of view.

CNN - Is online piracy a good thing?

You decide.

Walk in gin and tonic

According to a report by Annanova, Britain's first walk in cocktail has been launched in London. Just 40 minutes inside the venue, which delivers an intoxicating vapour of gin and tonic, will leave visitors feeling slightly merry.

The bar is decorated with giant limes and massive straws to make visitors feel as if they are inside the drink and the experience is further enhanced by a special soundtrack featuring the noise of liquid being poured over ice cubes.

The Alcoholic Architecture bar is situated in London. However, drinkers are advised to wear special protective suits as they enter to avoid going home smelling like a distillery.

Mickey Mouse Dance Off!!

Gay Elephants... who would have guessed!

(artists impression)

Well you heard it this morning Ladies & Gents!

According to reports by Reuters, a Polish politician has criticised his local zoo for acquiring a "gay" elephant named Ninio who prefers male companions and will probably not procreate.

"We didn't pay 7.6 million pounds for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there... We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?"Michal Grzes, a conservative councillor in the city of Poznan in western Poland, was quoted as saying.

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Wrong times..

Ladies & Gents the Breakfast Club with Jay is back!

But new times:

08.00 - 11.00 (Swedish Time GMT+1)

4pm - 7pm (Sydney Time GMT+10)


I thought it was 6pm to 9pm Sydney time but daylight saving is there to screw with us ay!

Summer hits Sweden.... almost

It hit 14' degrees today - 10 more degrees and the Swedish summer is here!

Thank god or who ever is responsible for that.
If you think about it for a second, if hell is hot does that mean heaven is cold?

Oh well time to grab the BBQ, chuck it on the balcony and start making the most of it.

For as the Swedes know deep down inside, the summer is short up this end of the planet and if you blink you just may miss it!

Mixed feelings....

Well I'm back in Sweden and back on air at Wisby FM!
What can I say but... mixed feelings

Awesome to be on air again - although kinda rusty.
Great to be back in Sweden - in time for summer.
But... sucks to leave Australia - after all home is where there heart is... and the family, beach, good food, cheap drinks etc etc

But never fear Jay is here! With new music, new news and even a few recycled jokes every morning at Wisby FM 8-11 Swedish time and 6-9pm Australian time.

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Zee Germans!!

Well Ladies & Gent so I've heard.... The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English' .

Hence :
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Back in Black

G'day Ladies & Gents!! Sorry for being so lousy at keeping the blog up-to-date whilst on holidays. Not too much is news with me.

Right now I'm chilling at home with the family, and getting ready to hit the beach. As always the day I landed back home in Sydney it decided to rain for a week. Only difference to Sweden was the rain didn't turn to ice an put a dent in your car! But all is good here, enjoying every minute and making the most of being home.

Anyway, never fear Jay is here and I'll be touching down in Sweden late March and back on air on the 1st of April... Or will I?