No Brain... No Pain

Ladies & Gents this guy puts the Ass in Class!

According to reports a wanna be gansta wanksta from Germany has shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

The dude, Lukas, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress friends. The best part is when he told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery.

But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact. "Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source according to Annanova.

Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws.

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Ball & Chain

Holy Moly here we go!

According to reports, parents can now help their children study - how? - by buying a ball and chain that only unlocks when they have studied for long enough.

Parents can set the desired study time on the 9.5kg so-called 'Study Ball' and attach it to their child's ankle. Then a red digital display counts down the 'Study Time Left' and the device beeps and unlocks when the time expires.

Luckily enough it cannot be locked for more than four hours and comes with a safety key that allows the manacle to be opened at anytime.

If you want one, it costs £75 and is sold online at curiosite.com The website says: "Quite often, students who are having problems concentrating tend to get up every ten minutes to watch TV, talk on the phone, take something out of the fridge, and a long list of other distractions."

I guess it could have been a good party trick at least!

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EU Directive No. 456179

EU Directive No. 456179

In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European Currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase 'Spending a Penny' is not to be used after 31st December 2009.

From this date, the correct terminology will be: 'Euronating'.

Thank you for your attention.

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The WFM Newspaper / WFM Tidningen

Well here we go Ladies & Gents of the Jury!

Gotland Live, the organisation that governs Wisby FM has announced the start of The WFM Newspaper in 2009.

The idea is simple:
To create a newspaper 100% written and produced by Swedish youth for the youth and produced 100% on Gotland.

Since Gotland Live also runs Wisby FM and Wisbyfm.se the material will also be used on all mediums simultaneously, which naturally will give the youth a larger platform for exposure. Thus the youth will be able to share, discuss and influence the topics that are important to them and (most importantly) influence their environment in their home, school and social lives directly!

So if you're interested in being part of the project, go to www.wisbyfm.se click Kontakt and send an email asap!





WFM TIDNINGEN!

Ambitionen är att varannan månad släppa en tidning gjord av ungdomar från Gotland. Tidningens fokus kommer således att styras av det ungdomar och unga vuxna tycker är viktigt och intressant. Genom att inbjuda till sådan aktivitet på Gotland Live kommer många ungdomar introduceras till media på ett positivt sätt. Planen är att skapa och producera WFM Tidningen.

De kommer att forska kring diverse ämnen och därmed samtidigt fördjupa och utveckla egen kunskap kring olika ämnen. Eftersom Gotland Live också driver radiostationen WisbyFM 89.2 kommer innehållet i tidning också att exponeras och sändas genom Wisby FM.

Varje månad kommer nya ungdomar att få chansen att producera en tidning. Gotland Live pretenderar inte endast att exponera och träna ungdomar och unga vuxna i att skriva för media men även att exponera ungdomar och unga vuxna till ‘aktuella och relevanta’ ämnen som påverkar deras vardag och miljön i skolan och hemmet.


MVH
/Jay

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Abandon Ship!

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